πŸ”₯ Turn More Visitors
Into Paying Customers
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We spot the invisible barriers stopping your sales and fix them
with small changes that get big results.

Stupidly inexpensive and still guaranteed.

Recent partner was losing 95% of visitors instantly.
After our fixes: 45% of people booked, $100k+ week one. 🀯

Better Conversions + More Traffic
= Exponential Growth

We optimize what you have while you scale what's coming. Every visitor improvement compounds as your traffic grows.


No-brainer pricing. Full refund guarantee.


The result? More customers, more revenue, more profit.

Why Most Conversion Optimization Misses the Mark
What's the real problem? (Hint: It's not just traffic.)

We keep seeing the same pattern: Great businesses with incredible stories struggling to connect with their ideal customers online.


Their outreach feels generic. Their messaging doesn't land. Technical issues like SEO problems compound the challenge. But here's the kicker - even when they do get visitors, most of them leave without buying.


The Real Problem: Everyone focuses on getting more traffic, but what's the point if 70% of your visitors bounce? You could double your ad spend and still lose money if your conversion process doesn't work.


Our Philosophy: True optimization isn't just about making things look pretty. It's about understanding customer psychology at every touchpoint - like a 5-star hotel where every detail is designed around how guests actually think and feel.

We balance what your business needs (revenue, growth, efficiency) with what your customers need (clarity, trust, ease). When those align perfectly, conversion rates soar.


Our Founder: Scott Moraes built and sold multiple businesses, learning the hard way that high-converting websites and thoughtful UX can make or break everything. Our passion is helping entrepreneurs succeed without wasting years and fortunes on trial and error.


The Result: Businesses that don't just get more traffic, but actually turn that traffic into customers, revenue, and sustainable growth.


Disclaimer: We’re not promising you'll double your conversions β€” but we do promise honest, experienced feedback and actionable ideas to improve your site and sales process. And if it turns out that we are the ones that Suck? Then we'll offer full a full refund of your first month. Use your own judgment, implement at your own pace, and know that all feedback is based on current best practices, not legal or financial advice.


See why these sites sucked
& how they got betterπŸ‘‡
  • Sucks
    ❌ Full-screen video dominates the site
    ❌ β€œSchedule Visit” - not ready yet
    ❌ Menu pulls focus away from the CTA
    ❌ Fonts are inconsistent and hard to scan
    ❌ No clear audience or reason to trust

  • Sucks Less
    βœ… Emotional headline: β€œFeel Better...
    βœ… Shows happy family β€” perfect ICP
    βœ… Free consultation CTA = clear, risk-free
    βœ… Backup CTA for skeptics
    βœ…Clean layout, trustworthy structure
The main issue Eden had
(and kind of breakdown you'll get)
It wasn't just the visuals that made the original Eden ineffective at building customer trust.. the deeper issue was about how site visitors may not have been ready to "Schedule Visit" as they didn't know pricing, duration, or how this might really benefit them.. so they more likely would bounce or start digging into the site for more information. In the mockup we ultimately made for their team, you can see a lot of risk and confusion was removed by making it clear the primary offer is for a free consultation, and then we used a second lesser CTA option if they still weren't ready and wanted to find out more. There was no real need to have all of the menu tabs, which were also pulling away from the primary CTA. This flow had much higher conversion potential. And we're all so pumped the result was Eden getting 45% of site visitors to book on the site. And with an average customer package value of $3k, Eden made $100,000+ in a week.
Stop Confusing your customers!
  • Sucks
    ❌ Insanely busy - Visual clutter
    ❌ Too much copy without focus
    ❌ Unclear CTA / makes user think
    ❌ No visual hierarchy
    ❌ Poor targeting β€” who is this for?

  • Still kinda Sucks,
    but Sucks Less
    βœ… Clear value-based headline
    βœ… Sharp visual hierarchy
    βœ… Obvious CTA with low friction
    βœ… Visuals match target customer
    βœ… Simplicity = faster decisions
Some timeless advice on not sucking
(Don't worry, we still screw up too)
  • Sell transformational benefits, not features
    People don’t buy tools β€” they buy things that get them what they want... more money, less stress, freedom etc. Your job is to figure that out and then make something that helps them get it.
  • Don't make people think
    Confusion and Indecision are our enemies. Too many options, unclear language.. all killers of conversion.
  • Use visual hierarchy
    People heatmap websites.. we scan for information that might help us get what we want. Make your site have good sizing and color pops.
  • Avoid walls of text
    It is so fricken hard to be concise when we want someone to quickly grasp complex concepts. But this is our job.
  • Know your customer + problem
    A site for everyone can speak to no one. Who are you trying to sell to? Be empathetic and design for that person and what they hoping to achieve.
  • Entire site is about your CTA
    Your Hero CTA (call to action) is the primary opportunity to achieve your goals. The rest of your site is just supporting sales content, aiming again to finally reach a point when they take the CTA.
How have you gotten this far and not pushed this button?
"Everything should be made as simple as possible β€” but not simpler."
β€” Albert Einstein
MyWebsiteSucks is a fun project and part of an umbrella of Startup and Small Business centered resources to help people improve their websites, secure funding, scale satisfying work, and move closer to financial freedom. We build simple tools and practical content to help entrepreneurs get better results, faster. If you're looking for funding, check out our other site Bootstrapper.chat. Oh, and we also have a family farm that sells organic garlic nationally @ HappyRiverFarms.com.

Connect with us
scott@mywebsitesucks.site
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