Get a Brutally Honest
Website Roast🔥
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Website Roast🔥
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Eden Chiropractic was losing 68% of visitors within seconds.
After a few key insights?
They made $100k in a week with 45% of visitors booking. 🤯
Stop guessing why visitors leave.
We've analyzed over 1,000 websites and found the same hidden conversion killers costing businesses serious money, even on slick-looking sites.
Drawing on decades of serial founder experience and academic rigor, we pinpoint the exact, fixable issues stopping your site from making the impact you deserve.
100% Refundable. Zero risk to accelerate your growth.
What's the catch? (Hint: There isn't one.)
Fair question. Most expert website analysis costs hundreds, if not thousands. So why are we practically giving this away? Simple.
This is the beta for a powerful conversion software platform we're building. Every site we analyze helps train our system to spot patterns that cost businesses money and block customer acquisition.
Think of it as a win-win: You get a brutal, honest, human-expert analysis identifying a critical barrier on your site and an actionable fix that can help you get more customers – for free, or get it fast for a tiny $39 fee. We get real-world data to make our software the best at helping millions of entrepreneurs scale sales effectively.
Our Founder, Scott Moraes is a serial entrepreneur and MBA professor. Scott and the team have built and sold multiple businesses, and had to learn the hard way the difference a high-converting website makes. Our passion is helping entrepreneurs like you succeed without wasting years and fortunes on trial and error. Happy to do something mutually beneficial :-)
And when the bad*ss full software platform launches, you'll also get special lifetime founder pricing.
Disclaimer: We’re not promising you'll double your conversions — but we do promise honest, experienced feedback and actionable ideas to improve your site. Use your own judgment, implement at your own pace, and know that all feedback is based on current best practices, not legal or financial advice.
See why these sites sucked
& how they got better👇
- Sucks❌ Full-screen video dominates the site
❌ “Schedule Visit” - not ready yet
❌ Menu pulls focus away from the CTA
❌ Fonts are inconsistent and hard to scan
❌ No clear audience or reason to trust
- Sucks Less✅ Emotional headline: “Feel Better...
✅ Shows happy family — perfect ICP
✅ Free consultation CTA = clear, risk-free
✅ Backup CTA for skeptics
✅Clean layout, trustworthy structure
(and kind of breakdown you'll get)
- Sucks❌ Insanely busy - Visual clutter
❌ Too much copy without focus
❌ Unclear CTA / makes user think
❌ No visual hierarchy
❌ Poor targeting — who is this for?
- Still kinda Sucks,
but Sucks Less✅ Clear value-based headline
✅ Sharp visual hierarchy
✅ Obvious CTA with low friction
✅ Visuals match target customer
✅ Simplicity = faster decisions
- Sell transformational benefits, not featuresPeople don’t buy tools — they buy things that get them what they want... more money, less stress, freedom etc. Your job is to figure that out and then make something that helps them get it.
- Don't make people thinkConfusion and Indecision are our enemies. Too many options, unclear language.. all killers of conversion.
- Use visual hierarchyPeople heatmap websites.. we scan for information that might help us get what we want. Make your site have good sizing and color pops.
- Avoid walls of textIt is so fricken hard to be concise when we want someone to quickly grasp complex concepts. But this is our job.
- Know your customer + problemA site for everyone can speak to no one. Who are you trying to sell to? Be empathetic and design for that person and what they hoping to achieve.
- Entire site is about your CTAYour Hero CTA (call to action) is the primary opportunity to achieve your goals. The rest of your site is just supporting sales content, aiming again to finally reach a point when they take the CTA.
— Albert Einstein
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